Steak
and Blowjob Day: March 14th!
Mark it down, cross
the days off, and keep your calendar open on March
14th. As many of you may or may not know, guys
don't have a day for themselves. After Hallmark created
Valentines on February 14th, a day in which men get to display
their fondness and undying love to their significant other
by showering them with gifts and affection, guys started
getting depressed.
The girls need a day too.
They need an outlet to show their love and devotion...
"March
14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day".
Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday
has been created so you ladies finally have a day
to show your man how much you love him. No cards,
no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name
of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a
BJ. That's it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's
Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new
age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder
in February to ensure a memorable March 14th. It's
like a perpetual love machine!"
- Tom Birdsey (founder of Steak and
Blowjob Day) |
Now you can share your thoughts
and feelings with those dear to you by delivering to them
an authentic Steak
and Blowjob Day Greeting Card. You can also find out
more about blowjobs, or steaks,
or whatever, in our Steak
and Blowjob Resources section. Say it with love. Say
it with meat. Say it with a SBJ
Card.
Also - SHARE YOUR DAY and you have a chance
to win a Steak
and Blowjob Day t-shirt. Submit your stories, and you
are automatically entered into our contest.
After you celebrate Steak and Blowjob Day why not play some
online poker
at Hollywood Poker.
